If I get served by someone else's papers, am I legally required to inform the person that they got served, or the court that they served the wrong person?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 09:48
He left.
SENIOR OFFICER: True, lawyers are *bleep* they will push everything to the max and come up with some loopy reasons why they did it.
PROCESSOR: What am I supposed to report
I've never read the book. What did Dorian Grey do that was so immoral and sinful?
The Processor was NOT happy. The other Cop said “Over here…. lemme show ya.” Pulling up the screen and said “These are all the people who live here at that residency since 19xx. The original owners and her.”
The Processor then asked me “Previous renters?” Which I responded with “never had anyone by that name at all, not for the past 20 years I’ve owned this place.”
ECD: Do not even think of hanging up on me - now please explain this … (reads the paperwork)
He then made a note of it, thanked me, and left.
The next day, another Processor came to deliver the papers, I told her, “Ma’am, no such person here. There was a guy here yesterday, and I told him, no such person.” She made a note and disappeared.
FIRST INCIDENT:
How do I seduce a maid for sex?
PROCESSOR: I am not aware of any who proceeded, I am independent. She (me) told him there were a couple before I showed up.
MAN: Hello this is xxxxxx Esquire.
I told him “I’m the landlord, the woman passed away awhile ago, so you can mark it deceased.” He stood there, and said “It’s not for a woman, it’s for a man.” I then responded: “HERE? At this apartment?” He looked down and I glanced over and then informed him “I have no tenants here with that name at all. Not in ANY apartments.”
ECD: How many papers did he give you?
ECD: Did you go to this lawyer?
:::: signed off :::: plus handing him the business card.
Have you ever lied to your family? What were the circumstances?
Then the Mailman arrived, and he then needed my signature, it was from the same Lawyer that had Processors coming out to deliver the papers… only that it had an “address” only with no name! The Senior Officer told him “Give it to me. No signature. Do not scan. I have my reasons to believe it’s fraudulent.”
I just cracked up, and they were teasing me about “where was I hiding this stuff?”
Then the next day when the Carpet people were installing new carpet. I had to leave for a bit, but when I returned, one of the carpet men handed me the papers, apparently another processor stopped in and handed it to him.
A Processor who came to my door one day, which I opened it up. He asked for XXXX (name), and I said “Sorry, no such person residing here.” He went to double check the address and it was my address. Again, I said “never was such person ever residing here.”
I was just done installing totally upgraded and new kitchen when I decided to end the day since the new carpet will be incoming tomorrow. Was locking up when a Processor came to serve that apartment, papers.
Three days later, a BIG GUY came up (and he was heavily armed), knocked on my door, and I told him. I already had two processors earlier this week, and you’re looking for a person that does not even reside here!
What movies have not aged well?
I asked for the case number and for a follow up. He wasn’t sure, because once it’s in their hands, they take care of it.
He then just took everything (both paperwork - Processor and USPS), went into the unmarked car and drove off, leaving the 2 Cops standing there along with myself.
The Senior Officer ended it with “Well, that didn’t go too well…”
ME: Isn’t it illegal to use a County Letterhead?
ECD: *glares at him*
and WHY you are using the Court Systems letter-head?
The Clerk was a bit disappointed, and stamped it and had someone take it up to the Chambers (Judge).
He then demanded to see my driver’s license. I then said “I will call the Cops.” I shut the door and called the Cops, the Processor met up with the Cops. Two of those Cops knew who I was, and I could see they were telling him “No one by that name lives there.”
COP: Yeah fraudulently, it’s not a court document.
The Mailman went on his way, after all the Senior Officer has possession of it. He took photos, NO Name - Left intentionally blank: just only had the street number, street name, City, State and Zip. The Processor stayed put, because he was suspecting “criminal” activity occurring.
Since it was coming from the Court, which was down the road. They were half done, so I left again to go down to the Court House and explain it all to the Clerk - “NO SUCH PERSON, INVALID ADDRESS, INVALID APARTMENT INFO.”
The one of them walked up and saw me look out the window, and told me “C’mon out!” I opened the door, and he said “Can you give me your driver’s license. He doesn’t believe us.”
Why do some films seem to date/age so badly?
PROCESSOR: I can’t do that.
He opened the mail, and it matched to the 14 page document that the processor had in his possession.
It was NOT a court paperwork, it was a legal letter of “suit” with an offer to “settle out of court”.
When I got there, I glanced across, the name was in lettering, but you could see inside, it was empty! I had to get out of my vehicle and walk over, peered inside. There was a telephone on top of 3 stacked dairy crates and a folding chair (closed, against the wall).
ECD: *takes a deep breath* (100% irritated) dials the lawyer
One employee who was outside next door that worked at the store told me “That guy’s never there. He’s got a building, he gets mail, if you want him, the only way to get him is to phone him.” I then asked “How long as he been around?” The other girl (employee) said “About 3 years, no one’s ever seen him or anyone. I was putting display outside when this guy came in and installed the Law Firm stuff on the window.”
Can you write a letter to your first love without mentioning his/her name?
MAN: (Profanities)
The Headers and Footers contained the xxx County Courthouse with the address, etc - however, the next paragraph had the Law Firm, lawyer’s name, PO Box, City, State, Zip.
Then the Economic Crimes Detective (ECD) showed up, and he was NOT amused. Nope, not one bit! He griped and grumbled. The other two Cops were standing there a bit puzzled, and finally the Processor showed up.
What do people aim for when they meditate, and how do they do it properly?
Processors are not supposed to read them, they only deliver. In this case, the Senior Officer requested the Economic Crimes Detective to come out. While the Processor left the paperwork there (he had to go to two other places, so he’s coming back).
Never heard back from that Law Firm or Lawyer.
I then chimed in and said “I had a guy come up earlier, first, then a woman, and now him. And I’ve told all of them that there’s no such person that lives here.”
TWO TIMES I HAD A PROCESSOR COME TO SERVE ME PAPERS - ONLY IT WASN’T FOR ME:
PROCESSOR: Just that one.
SECOND INCIDENT:
PROCESSOR: Yes, called me for my services
Fine, I went back in my house and handed him the Driver’s License.
MAN: ::::: slams phone :::::::::
I was able to read the papers. They were suing xxxx (name of person) and threatened to put a lien on the property for sum of $11.5 million on the property (WHOA NELLIE) and take possession of … (are you ready???) Rolls Royce Silver Shadow, Rolls Royce Silver Cloud, Ferrari Testarossa, BMW (motorcycle), and a boat - Fairlane Squadron!
ECD: Is there a way I can find out who the other processors were that made the attempt?
ECD: *grumbles* so we meet again
While the PO Address was on there, he did sign it with his name and his business address at the end of it (letter) that which I took a photo of. A couple days later, I decided to drive by that office, as it was in a moderate upscale strip mall.
He redials several times - and the phone just gets picked up and hung up immediately. He tries for I think the 5th or 6th time, he got an answering machine with a “voice mailbox full”.
ECD: You delivered it to the address. Leave it at that. Don’t go back to them anymore. Let me have your biz card.
ECD: I see, release it to me please.
At a property that I had up for rental, one particular building (that was a long time tenant, she passed away at 84) was empty for awhile. She had lived there for 42 years since her husband died, she sold her home and rented the apartment. That particular unit had never been updated, she never would permit me to install new carpets (believe it or not, for 42 years → the carpet was very well cared for).
The Processor then wrote “No such person, invalid address, invalid apartment info” (which that was correct, our Apartments are numbered, not letters).
Everyone → standing there trying to listen